Random observations

I've often seen those signs in front of houses: "For Sale by Owner". Wouldn't it be great if you didn't like your neighbor you could put "For Sale by Neighbor" sign on their lawn? Money in the bank for you, and watching the look on their face when the moving van pulls up to take their stuff away- priceless.

Label on a container of "Ceramic Stove Cleaning Wipes", used to remove built up grease, dirt, grime, burnt-on food, etc. from those smooth cooking surfaces - "Do not use for personal hygiene". If you've let yourself go that much.....

Why is it that companies want workers to move to places like India and China where labor costs are a lot less, but they don't move corporate headquarters where the highest-salaried employees are to those locations- you could keep a lot of $50,000 / year workers in the US by sending off one $21,000,000 executive and his staff.

We have 23+ wild turkeys that frequent our backyard because of all the birdseed that falls to the ground from our feeders- this morning about a dozen were underneath the electric feeder that doses out food at regular intervals- now the sight of twelve huge birds taking wing was really impressive.